i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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