Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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