i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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