I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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