wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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