from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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