Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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