oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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