it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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