Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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