its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
you had me at cake vodka
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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