Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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