so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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