Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
His hands were made for my vagina.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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