Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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