I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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