id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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