got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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