I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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