Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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