That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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