Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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