i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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