I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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