i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
