I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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