Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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