We're facebook friends in real life
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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