i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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