508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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