mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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