I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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