school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Watching her eat just hurts me
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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