D3 body, D1 cock
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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