all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You ruined the universe
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