You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
