So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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