We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
whose ass print is on the piano?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
