Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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