I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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