you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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