have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
A+ Viking dick
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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