their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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