i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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