is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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