if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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