oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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