But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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