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Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
He felt like a one man threesome
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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