called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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