haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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