D3 body, D1 cock
Your dad touched me again.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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