I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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