i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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