if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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