they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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